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Me: 21 year old bay area bitch, originally from crunkville. You may call me Mrs. Corn Syrup. Go away; I love you.

last night was full of punk music, drag queens, luxury cars, molly, and found goldschlager. 

let me hold one of you, and… feed you a leaf. 

let me hold one of you, and… feed you a leaf. 

johnnysixpack:

Happy Birthday to Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein!

the school of rock is one of my favorite movies 

i <3 vicodin

i do not <3 boys fucking with me and saying the L work when i do not want

i just went through all of these comments/feelings tonight and hate everyone, but not as much as myself. xoxo 2015 420 fuck off