Assmerelda Welcomes You To The Internet
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Me: 20 year old bay area bitch, originally from crunkville. You may call me Mrs. Corn Syrup. Go away; I love you.

i am unemployed and perpetually hungover,

so getting myself a facial and massage and pretending i am a functional human. 

how do i dress for a mindless self indulgence concert 

i am a female womanizer

got four men romantically courting me

sexed 2 men a day for the past three days 

being a girl is so easy

i wore red and white striped onesie pajamas to a show last night (because i have been hungover for a week/ dgaf) and felt very loved