i was just subjected to the rapiest marina man in the universe.

i don’t care if you shave your balls, have a ‘big ben’ sized dick, or like my 17 year old thighs. you deserve to be castrated. 

thank lord satan that i was not alone tonight.

women: please never go out without pepper spray or some sort of weapon.

fartdaughter replied to your post: fartdaughter replied to your post: oh no! i…

not if you smoke weed maaaaan

never herd ov it

fartdaughter replied to your post: oh no! i overcooked my carrot, tempeh, kale stir…

step one: buy food

but duude, but that is the hardest part of all, buddy. 

katieeha replied to your post: oh no! i overcooked my carrot, tempeh, kale stir…

cook it on lower heat maybe

i will definitely try that next time.

thank you, tumblr acquaintance.

i hope we can be tumblr friends someday. 

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oh no! i overcooked my carrot, tempeh, kale stir fry thingy. :(

someone teach me how to do cooking.