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Me: 20 year old bay area bitch, originally from crunkville. You may call me Mrs. Corn Syrup. Go away; I love you.
"I have been meaning to tell
you so many things and have
left them for so long that
they have changed shape and
i am afraid that they might
not look like things that mean
much at all anymore"
— (s.d.)

panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

potandkitties:

Stranger’s With Candy | Aired April 28th, 1999

the only car i have ever owned. 

the only car i have ever owned.