i am unemployed and perpetually hungover,
so getting myself a facial and massage and pretending i am a functional human.
how do i dress for a mindless self indulgence concert
i am a female womanizer
got four men romantically courting me
sexed 2 men a day for the past three days
being a girl is so easy
i wore red and white striped onesie pajamas to a show last night (because i have been hungover for a week/ dgaf) and felt very loved